I always thought fourteen was one of the good ones

    So in case you haven't heard, there are these immigrants with heavy tans coming into this country and plopping out anchor babies because due to the fourteenth amendment, these bastards--or I so assume given that their fathers are most likely off drinking and who knows what in a Mexican whore house--are given citizenship. Now these babies work as anchors because the damn illegals use them to benefit off of our programs and un-socialized medicine. One has to wonder how dumb can they be? Take a ferry to Europe, keep going till you get across the border of the Canuks, but this isn't even the biggest problem because Mexican babies can be cute, I mean look at my nephew who I guess you could say is like a half-anchor baby:

    What if ol' oSAMa and his cronies get to thinking and they start plopping out little terrorist anchors beneath those black berkas, we wouldn't even know that they're there.  I think a kid could grow to twelve, maybe sixteen if he's malnourished--at least till he's strong enough to strap a bomb to his chest--beneath his mother's berka.  We wouldn't even notice the growth of the mother, we'd probably think she was becoming more American the more obese she looked, all the while a little terrorist anchor is growing between her legs.
    We have to repeal this whole fourteenth, and a whole slew of other things would be fixed in one fell swoop.  For starters the honor of our great-great-grand-daddies would be restored, taken from them after the war of northern aggression.  Civil rights, Dread Scott, Brown v. board of education, done and dusted.  And I may have my facts wrong here, but no longer would those damn liberal training grounds of California and New York get all the damn electoral votes or congressmen based on population.  Finally, those two thousand or so real Americans who live in places like Kansas or Wyoming would get a fair shake.  And probably the best one of all, no longer would we have to get the real birth certificate, but we could take that half-anchor-ass O-bam-a and send him back to Kenya or wherever the hell he's from.  Finally all the real Americans could be safe again.  By the way did I mention it took two days to drive through Kansas and about five days in total to make it through the entire mid-west both ways.  Anyway, what do you guys think?